Today I've been invited to a drinks for a friend's birthday. Invite as follows:
Join me for drinks. 𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦: 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗖. 😎🥂💅🏽
I have very little sense of fashion, although I try. Generally clothes shopping for me is finding one things that almost suits me (i.e. fits) and buying as many different colour variations as possible.
Needless to say, the first thing I do is:
And here's what I found:
Every self respecting man has been here. You’ve been called upon to represent at an important after work event with some of the company’s biggest clients. You’ve got your spiel, banter and charm on trigger…and then you look at the official invite ‘Dress: Summer Chic’. Rock, meet Hard Place. And also, what the hell is ‘summer chic’? Fear no more you stylishly resilient bastard. This is your one-stop guide to all of man’s most pressing issues in the world of style and fashion terms. Pay attention and you may never need to fall short of dressing a fool for a social gathering again. Summer Chic This is fancy speak for classy summer attire. Think a linen garments or chinos paired with a nice shirt with a sports jacket. Brighter colours are also permitted to reflect the season.
Needless to say, I don't have time to browse David Jones or buy anything new. I found a bright blue Polo Ralph Lauren Shirt (long sleeves rolled up) and some white chinos. Am I going to regret this? Likely. Can I be bothered spending any more time deciding what to wear? Hell No.
Here's the final product:
Also, Happy Birthday James.
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